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Post by mythgirl on Jul 30, 2012 20:34:48 GMT
Newly promoted for this season's Death League, The Diggers have named their team.
1 - Prince Phillip, one wears one doesn't one. 2 - Joan Collins, always a cliff hanger when Collins starts. 3 - Hugh Heffner, has the ultimate PlayBoy played his last game? 4 - Susan Boyle, SuBo the 'Boulder at the Back'. 5 - George Michael, plenty of fun and sunshine after transferring from Club Tropicana. 6 - Alex Ferguson, it's not just boots he can kick, but buckets too. 7 - Ozzy Osbourne, can the floodlights go out on the prince of f*****g darkness? 8 - David Attenborough, he's got the world at his feet. 9 - June Brown, dotty veteran of Walford Town FC 10 - Paul McCartney, maybe after A Hard Days night he'll get his Wings. 11 - Paul Gascoigne, no tears if he doesn't make the next game.
Subs 12 - Corey Feldman, super sub from FC Lost Boys. 13 - Bear Grylls, Born Survivour but accidents can happen. 14 - Helen Skelton, I call dibs on her Blue Peter badge.
Star player for The Diggers is George Michael.
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