Post by thestarandcrescent on Jan 31, 2013 14:21:44 GMT
At the not so recent Hill v Stones game there was shock and horror amongst the gathered members of the Dotty Warboy's Acadamy at the DW Bushy End when it was revealed that Windy Burnfart has limp wrists!
Having scampered after a couple of balls like a demented Terrier Puppy, Burnfart was reduced to picking the spherical object up and... throwing it back onto the pitch (oh the shame of it!). However from a distance of about 4 feet the Burnmeister suceeded only in hitting the fence like a big girls blouse who can't throw for toffee's, thus reducing the other players into fits of laughter and a torrent of insults. As a result he is fined 1/2 a point for being a big tart, but the 1/2 point is reinstated for comedy value. Interviewed by this reporter after the game Burnfart commented "It's an old war wound, but I don't like to talk about it, you kids wouldn't understand! But they don't like it up 'em, I'll tell you that!" Wise words from the old warrior. Elsewhere in an eventful evening, Bugle Boy was awarded 1/2 a point for blowing his bugle as the keeper took a goal kick and making him swear on 2 consecutive occasions. All in all the performances of Burnfart and Bugle were worth freezing to death for.
Having scampered after a couple of balls like a demented Terrier Puppy, Burnfart was reduced to picking the spherical object up and... throwing it back onto the pitch (oh the shame of it!). However from a distance of about 4 feet the Burnmeister suceeded only in hitting the fence like a big girls blouse who can't throw for toffee's, thus reducing the other players into fits of laughter and a torrent of insults. As a result he is fined 1/2 a point for being a big tart, but the 1/2 point is reinstated for comedy value. Interviewed by this reporter after the game Burnfart commented "It's an old war wound, but I don't like to talk about it, you kids wouldn't understand! But they don't like it up 'em, I'll tell you that!" Wise words from the old warrior. Elsewhere in an eventful evening, Bugle Boy was awarded 1/2 a point for blowing his bugle as the keeper took a goal kick and making him swear on 2 consecutive occasions. All in all the performances of Burnfart and Bugle were worth freezing to death for.
