Post by thestarandcrescent on Apr 24, 2013 10:45:02 GMT
An interesting end to the season was ignited by the performance of the one and only Windy Burnfart at Saturday's game against Walton & Hersham. Despite a fair amount of headless chicken running about behaviour by various members of the league, the turning point came midway through the second half following a wayward Hillian's cross. Seeing the potential Burnfart ignited one of his own farts to assist his old legs in getting him off the ground. In a shower of sparks, foul odour's and curses the leg-end soared into the air like a phoenix from the ashes, and with a calm elegence last seen when Ann Widdecombe was on Britain's Got Strictly Whiplash Dancing Talent on Ice with 2 Geordie Waster's, nutted the ball into the back of the net, literally, as he was on the wrong side. Still it was a fine performance from the veteran chicken strangler who claimed a deserved two points after the flames were extinguished and gas mask's removed. Thus we head into the final game of the season with the league finely balanced. Unfortunately for Burnfart, Busta, Malcolm, GI Joe and the Lounga the season is already finished as each has made their final appearance this term. Lounga can be especially proud of a fine total of 3, and barring real heroic's at Dulwich, the comedy performance of the season award, especially as he couldn't be arsed to turn up most of the time and is being re-branded the invisible man next season! So with one game to go and only 3 participants left standing the league table is as follows:
President Pukin 4 pts
Fenz Lounga and Windy Burnfart 3pts
Ting Tong Macadan 2 1/2 pts
Busta Bottlawikid 1 1/2pts
Bugle Boy 1/2 pt
Malcolm in the Middle and GI Joe 0 pts
Will Pukin claim his 3rd title in a row? Will Ting Tong revenge the last day heart ache of the last 2 seasons? Will he purchase another Jaipur and forget that he's bought it? Will Bugle Boy come from nowhere to snatch the title with a season topping comedy moment? Who can tell as we head north, dressed as pirates, to the fleshpots and pubs of Dulwich for the final enstalment of the Dotty Warboy's League 2012-13, Arrh me hearty's, come on you Green's!!!!!
President Pukin 4 pts
Fenz Lounga and Windy Burnfart 3pts
Ting Tong Macadan 2 1/2 pts
Busta Bottlawikid 1 1/2pts
Bugle Boy 1/2 pt
Malcolm in the Middle and GI Joe 0 pts
Will Pukin claim his 3rd title in a row? Will Ting Tong revenge the last day heart ache of the last 2 seasons? Will he purchase another Jaipur and forget that he's bought it? Will Bugle Boy come from nowhere to snatch the title with a season topping comedy moment? Who can tell as we head north, dressed as pirates, to the fleshpots and pubs of Dulwich for the final enstalment of the Dotty Warboy's League 2012-13, Arrh me hearty's, come on you Green's!!!!!
