Post by thestarandcrescent on Jul 4, 2013 11:24:29 GMT
Dotty Warboy's three time champion, President Pukin, has taken over last seasons Death League runners up Coffin Dodger Allstar's. Pukin said at a press conference, "They showed promise last season but I'm hoping that the change of climate to the wilds of Siberia will improve their corpse per match ratio. It is a natural link up between a champion and a bunch of wannabe's". Pukin also announced that the club had been renamed Red Star Gulag and will have new sponsors in the shape of Chechen Black Widows Mutually Assured (Destruction) Ltd. The clubs new home will be at the recently refurbished Molotov Cocktails Stadium and the club will wear an all blood red kit with CCCP on the front. The club also announced that there will be a couple of not so fresh faces for the new campaign. 