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Post by sussexscholar on Jul 25, 2012 8:10:27 GMT
Atletico Rigor Mortis (The Stiffies) are pleased to announce their enrollment in the 2012 Death League and their sponsorship deal with "Barmy Fluid".
In an interview the club's Director of Made-up-jobs, Bradley Impaler, had this to say
"'Ave it up 'em, you Stiffies".
We think he's been sampling the Barmy Fluid.
"Barmy Fluid! Right, I'll have some of that then."
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Post by sussexscholar on Jul 30, 2012 19:30:32 GMT
After much back office discussion and the removal of some celebs that may have been deemed inappropriate, The Stiffies are please to reveal their team:
1. Johnny Briggs - Good hands, despite dropping the soap.
2. Barry Gibb - Left back in the dressing room.
3. Dean Gaffney - Minging enough to scare any attacker.
4. Bruce Forsyth - Had a Good Game, Good Game.
5. Michael Barrymore - What is a hot spot not? Your back garden!
6. Sylvester Stallone - This is for all the montages.
7. Billy Dee Williams - Recently signed from Cloud City.
8. John Madden - We need a new series of NFL Games, please!
*9. Demi Moore - Ghost 2: The Reunion. STAR PLAYER
10. George H. W. Bush - Old school attacker.
11. Adam Ant - Just watch as he Stands and Delivers.
Subs
12. Tara Reid - Who ate all the American Pies?
14. Diego Maradonna - The hand finally meets God.
15. Paul Ross - Pipped his brother to the bench by being less useful.
"Barmy Fluid! Right, I'll have some of that then."
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