Post by thestarandcrescent on Jul 4, 2013 11:18:27 GMT
President Pukin has been revealed as the mystery business man behind the takeover of last seasons Death League runners up Coffin Dodger Allstar's. Pukin said at a press conference, "They showed promise last season but I'm hoping that the change of climate to the wilds of Siberia will improve their corpse per match ratio". Pukin also announced that the club had been renamed Red Star Gulag and will have new sponsors in the shape of Chechen Black Widows Mutually Assured (Destruction) Ltd. The clubs new home will be at the recently refurbished Molotov Cocktails Stadium. 